Collection Plate
Religion isn’t free, folks. If the Lord had intended for your spirituality to be a charity case, He wouldn’t have instated a 10% tithing payable directly to the Tribe of Levi (see book of Numbers. Or any book in the Old Testament, really). The Tribe of Levi has sadly lost favor in the eyes of God, but our 110% Jesus Approval Rating makes us the next best candidate for your mandated contribution.
The Holy Trinity invented Paypal so you could more easily uphold your covenant with the Almighty. We suggest giving in amounts commensurate with your desire for salvation.
If you don’t help cover our expenses, who will? The Jews? Come on.